Act like you trust people, but don’t.

-Anonymous  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: moeyhashy, via s-weff)

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
Make it happen. Shock everyone.

-(via organicafe)

(Source: thetwopieceproject, via i-just-wannabe-saved)